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| [#59302] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員49.xxx.xxx.18 |
2018-08-26 09:46 | |
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| [#59303] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 *1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!* *2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!* *3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.* *4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.* *5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!* *6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!* *7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.* *8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!* *9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".* *Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.* *Dont delete it unless forward it to a grp of naughty Friends* |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.9 |
2018-08-26 20:46 |
| [#59304] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 我英文麻麻地， 唔該老友用中文解釋吓！謝謝！ |
chanchunming 正式會員 203.xxx.xxx.214 |
2018-08-26 22:12 |
| [#59305] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^ 老板 揾唔到好嘅翻譯軟件 麻煩呀lym譯譯 :-)  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.71 |
2018-08-27 07:33 |
| [#59306] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 道歉啟事  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.20 |
2018-08-27 16:17 |
| [#59307] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.56 |
2018-08-28 07:38 |
| [#59308] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 :-D  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.191 |
2018-08-28 12:16 |
| [#59309] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 49.xxx.xxx.97 |
2018-08-29 11:10 |
| [#59310] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 求答案？  |
老友 正式會員 61.xxx.xxx.66 |
2018-08-29 15:01 |
| [#59311] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^ 又係西洋笑話。 Wife to her Accountant husband: what is inflation? Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48. Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. This is INFLATION . Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples. Interviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!! Accountancy fact: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If u have 1 wife, She fights with u! If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!! ------------------------- When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened. ------------------------- Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get reversed.. ------------------------- Secret formula for married couples... "Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!! |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.65 |
2018-08-30 10:04 |
| [#59312] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 趣聞共享 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.92 |
2018-08-31 07:37 |
| [#59313] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 61.xxx.xxx.66 |
2018-08-31 17:51 |
| [#59314] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 語言偽術 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.4 |
2018-09-01 13:59 |
| [#59315] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 :-)  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.53 |
2018-09-03 07:53 |
| [#59316] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.72 |
2018-09-05 09:23 |
| [#59317] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 49.xxx.xxx.73 |
2018-09-06 07:40 |
| [#59318] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 有時間用1分鐘去看看，值得。 1.什麽是成功： 中年時，身體健康，略有積蓄，已婚，配偶體貼，孩子聽話，一份喜歡的工作。 不必成名、不必發財、不必看人眼色行事，做自己，這就是成功。 2.什麽是快樂： 在生死臨界的時候，你會發現，任何給自己太多的壓力，買房買車的需求，這些都是浮雲。 如果有時間，好好陪陪你的孩子，不要拼命去換什麽大房子，換什麽豪車，和相愛的人在一起，蝸居也溫暖，自行車也快樂！ 3.你的價值在哪： 假如你病倒了，你的公司會第一時間找人替代你，一切如常運作，你沒想像中那麽重要；而你的父母、家人、愛人、孩子的天會塌下來，你對於他們才是最重要的。 所以再別秉持什麽了自己有病不去看；適度工作，多陪家人，愛惜自己，過正常的日子。 4.什麽是幸福： 家裏沒病人， 牢裏沒親人， 外頭沒仇人， 圈裏沒小人， 身邊沒壞人， 辦事有熟人， 談笑有哲人， 聚會有高人， 喝茶有賢人， 閑聊有達人， 生命中， 有愛你的人， 有健康的身體， 有喜歡做的事情， 有乖巧陽光的孩子， 有幾個一段日子不見就想念的朋友， 人生嘛…… 0歲出場 10歲快樂成長 20歲為情徬惶 30歲基本定向 40歲拼命打闖 50歲回頭望望 60歲告老還鄉 70歲搓搓麻將 80歲晒晒太陽 90歲躺在床上 100歲掛在牆上…. 所以啊… 該吃就吃 該喝就喝, 有事别往心裡擱, 洗個澡 看著錶, 舒服一秒是一秒… 能牽手的時候, 請别只是肩並肩! 能擁抱的時候, 請别只是手牽手! 能在一起的時候, 請别輕易就分開。 |
老友 正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.225 |
2018-09-06 13:38 |
| [#59319] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 ^_^  |
老友 正式會員 61.xxx.xxx.66 |
2018-09-06 18:55 |
| [#59320] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 早晨 ^_^ 大陸召妓悔過書之範本 以備不時之需:- 假如你或你有朋友去大陸援助祖國女同胞，不幸遭公安拘捕，需要寫1悔過書懺悔.現附上範本供參考： ［本人來自燈紅酒綠的香港，自幼受資本主義所毒害，少年時代就喜看成人刊物和A片，在耳染目濡之下，養成好色之習，滿腦子色情思想； 成年之後，又喜與豬朋狗友鬼混，終日流連風月場所，花天酒地。 近日我來到大陸旅遊/工作時，對祖國髮廊認識不足，不知青春少艾之技師為男客人洗頭剪髮之餘，尚提供出火回春之服務，本人從未受過黨之思想教育，故意志力特弱，雖知違法，但仍受不住誘惑，我忘乎所以，以為仍置於香港，幹出淫辱祖國婦女之下流無恥勾當，幸現今有公安同志對我愛護有加，在拘留所之十數日內，不惜勞苦，對我循循善教，思想改造，公安同志之愛心，使我感動得痛哭流涕，誓要痛改前非，重新做人。 我保證今後不再來大陸尋花問柳，並決心戒除嫖妓陋習，做個愛黨愛國之香港人。 ⋯⋯ ］ 公安同志見懺悔人寫得頭頭是道，若加多点点？誠意！ 深刻感人，一看就知真心悔過，立即釋放。 (覺得有需要者可請存檔於手機內，或自行背誦。)  |
老友 正式會員 49.xxx.xxx.50 |
2018-09-07 07:37 |
| [#59321] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨 老友師兄嘅選文擇圖 每日必看 Like! |
kk0120 正式會員 138.xxx.xxx.127 |
2018-09-07 08:54 |
