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[#59372] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨早晨 :-)		老友正式會員 45.xxx.xxx.52	2018-10-02 07:44

[#59373] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
早晨.

*3 Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately even Harvard Business School does not teach them...*

1. *Fucking Law of Delivery Time -* No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.
*Moral -* Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.

2. *Fucking Law of Direction -* Even though both holes are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.
*Moral -* Right direction is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.

3. *Fucking Law of Human Resources -* By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man and 4 women, you can get 4 children.
*Moral -* Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men.

*Forward to all Fucking Hard working men.
^_^

老友

正式會員
49.xxx.xxx.167

2018-10-03 07:32

[#59374] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
早晨
^_^

老友

正式會員
45.xxx.xxx.221

2018-10-04 08:28

[#59375] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
早晨
看官有興趣轉行嗎？
^_^

老友

正式會員
45.xxx.xxx.20

2018-10-05 09:48

[#59376] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
早晨
^_^

老友

正式會員
49.xxx.xxx.97

2018-10-06 07:02

[#59377] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
新片速遞
O:-)

老友

正式會員
112.xxx.xxx.102

2018-10-06 09:58

[#59378] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
早晨
^_^

老友

正式會員
61.xxx.xxx.66

2018-10-07 08:23

[#59379] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
早晨

笑話一則：

古時日本多戰事，男丁稀少，人口急劇下降，為提高出生率，天皇下令，男人可以在任何時間、任何地方和任何女子做愛，於是，女人為了“做事方便”，出門便圍條床單，背個枕頭，久而久之便成了和服。

生的孩子也不知誰是爹，就以做愛的地點為姓，於是便有了松下、井上、渡邊、山口、田中、吉野、田野、秋野、山野、小泉等姓氏。

如果生之前只和—個男人搞過，就加上一個“純”字，如：小泉純一郎！

如果二個以上就加上“陪”字，例如：安陪晉三！
如果與三個或四個人有可能的就加上三四兩個字，如：姿三四郎！
日本兵很好色，叫黃軍，戰敗後不再有慰安婦了，只能自慰了，所以叫自慰隊。

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最後修改時間: 2018-10-08 08:51:09

老友

正式會員
45.xxx.xxx.5

2018-10-08 08:50

[#59380] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
^_^

老友

正式會員
45.xxx.xxx.111

2018-10-08 16:40

[#59381] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
朋友傳來的

典睇？？

最後修改時間: 2018-10-08 19:57:24

cat2013

正式會員
219.xxx.xxx.244

2018-10-08 19:55

[#59382] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨
早晨

据英德路透社报道:一小学语文老师，他说现在学生的语文水平连他这当老师的都不得不服。学校语文考试句子填空，看看小学生们是怎样对出下句的……

[“三个臭皮匠”]
学生填
[“味道都一样”]

[“穷则独善其身”]
学生填
["富则妻妾成群”]

[“天若有情天亦老”]
学生填
[“人若有情死得早”]

[“葡萄美酒夜光杯”]
学生填
[“钱多美女一大堆”]

[“想当年，金戈铁马”]
学生填
[“看今朝，死缠烂打”]

[“两情若是长久时”]
同学填
[“正是应该同居时”]

[“书到用时方恨少”]
同学填
[“钱到月底不够了”]

[“清水出芙蓉”]
学生填
[“乱世出英雄”]

[“问君能有几多愁”]
同学填
[“恰似一壶二锅头”]

这个更绝了！
[“东风无力百花残”]
学生填
[“人参固肾补精丸”]

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