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老友
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2018-08-23 19:42
[#59299] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨    
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老友
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2018-08-24 07:39
[#59300] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨    
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老友
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2018-08-25 07:51
[#59301] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨    
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老友
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2018-08-26 09:44
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老友
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2018-08-26 09:46
[#59303] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨    
*1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!*

*2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!*

*3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.*

*4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.*

*5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!*

*6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!*

*7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.*

*8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!*

*9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".*

*Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.*

*Dont delete it unless forward it to a grp of naughty Friends*
老友
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2018-08-26 20:46
[#59304] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨    
我英文麻麻地, 唔該老友用中文解釋吓!謝謝!
chanchunming
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2018-08-26 22:12
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老友
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2018-08-27 07:33
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道歉啟事

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2018-08-27 16:17
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2018-08-28 07:38
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2018-08-28 12:16
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2018-08-29 11:10
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2018-08-29 15:01
[#59311] ETSC & ETRC & ESAC Members (44)早晨    
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又係西洋笑話。

Wife to her Accountant husband:
what is inflation?
Husband:
Earlier you were 36-24-36.
But now you are
48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.


An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
老友
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2018-08-30 10:04
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2018-08-31 07:37
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