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| [#1] Don't mess with old lady driver An 80-year old lady gets pulled over for speeding… Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?” Traffic Cop: “Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.” Woman: “Oh, I see.” Traffic Cop: “Can I see your license please?” Woman: “Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.” Traffic Cop: “Don't have one?” Woman: “No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.” Traffic Cop: “I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.” Woman: “I can't do that.” Traffic Cop: “Why not?” Woman: “I stole this car.” Traffic Cop: “Stole it?” Woman: “Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.” Traffic Cop: “You did what!?” Woman: “His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.” The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Senior Officer: “Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!” The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: “Is there a problem sir?” Officer 2: “My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.” Woman: “Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!” Officer 2: “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car” The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: “Is this your car, ma'am?” Woman: “Yes, here are the registration papers.” The senior traffic cop is quite stunned. Officer 2: “My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.” The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license quizzically. Officer 2: “Thank you ma'am, but I’m puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!” Woman: “I bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.” |
mrbeansr 正式會員119.xxx.xxx.163 |
2015-08-17 20:15 | |
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| [#2] Don't mess with old lady driver Funny!!! |
olddude 正式會員 116.xxx.xxx.231 |
2015-08-17 20:24 |
| [#3] Don't mess with old lady driver Funny x 2 |
dlbf 正式會員 14.xxx.xxx.36 |
2015-08-18 13:42 |
| [#4] Don't mess with old lady driver 重咩話禾。。。o(︶︿︶)o |
Somonica 正式會員 99.xxx.xxx.40 |
2015-08-18 14:07 |
| [#5] Don't mess with old lady driver 鴉姐無咁奸 又無咁老 |
mrbeansr 正式會員 119.xxx.xxx.163 |
2015-08-18 21:11 |
| [#6] Don't mess with old lady driver 羌是老的辣 |
jackdaniel 正式會員 59.xxx.xxx.78 |
2015-08-19 12:12 |
| [#7] Don't mess with old lady driver 咁簡單 ? |
ie 正式會員 99.xxx.xxx.106 |
2015-08-19 21:30 |
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