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[#21] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
jing,
好眼訓, need some jokes today please
b-for-beatles
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2008-04-01 09:15
[#22] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
b-for-b,

Here you go:

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how
could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."

失陪 !
HappyHeart
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2008-04-01 09:21
[#23] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
禾刀好眼訓, 禾糞sin la.
HappyHeart
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2008-04-01 09:25
[#24] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
holy cow!! 發生咩事???!!!!

可能69 & dv尋晚一齊o向別野過夜, 今朝一齊起身上網...
aj
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2008-04-01 10:22
[#25] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
10:24
好眼訓...
aj
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2008-04-01 10:23
[#26] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
ws生日 - April Fools' Day嘛 (爛gag)

wakakakakaka
wakakakakaka
wakakakakaka


點解airplane後來會變左starship架?係咪起機(即ws長期唔duck果樣)呀

JA - 吠(吪味)

jingwai
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2008-04-01 10:31
[#27] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
holy shity aj:

果個係d-e條hkl呀!你真係好很眼訓 @_@
jingwai
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2008-04-01 10:31
[#28] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
今朝一返到公司就"砌",連感覺眼睏o既權利都實踐唔到~~~ @_@

A Musical Romance
Billie Holiday / Lester Young
hoching
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2008-04-01 10:45
[#29] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
可能被wuso 影響出唔到o野o忝~~~

hoching
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2008-04-01 10:49
[#30] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
hoching:

呢隻見過,我成日以為係d雞版
jingwai
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2008-04-01 10:50
[#31] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
jing,

100% sony 正版o黎o架,我覺得要聽Lady Day / Pres collabration 最好o既單張cd~~~
hoching
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2008-04-01 11:06
[#32] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
TLS!! 祖國尼次做得好絕>_<
Rick33
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2008-04-01 11:44
[#33] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
HappyHeart,

^^

b-for-beatles
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2008-04-01 11:46
[#34] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
Rick,
KJ done!
b-for-beatles
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2008-04-01 11:47
[#35] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
b爺, THX!!
Rick33
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2008-04-01 11:51
[#36] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
jing,
holy cow!! 發生咩事???!!!!

Plan to trap 69 (see if he's really awake) but traped his enemy...
digital-empire
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2008-04-01 11:57
[#37] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
早知69今朝咁早起(好似有語病@_@),
頭先過左關就直去沙田半山爆機啦^^
Rick33
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2008-04-01 11:57
[#38] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
dave brubeck ballads

Rick33
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2008-04-01 12:00
[#39] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
d-e hing:

69同aj on9度不嬲不相伯仲,就來拍得住ws

rick hing:

welcome home!死啦你冇得響西邊上33咁用乜方法出火^^

占飛

jingwai
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2008-04-01 12:02
[#40] 爵士世界 [2008 肆月刊]    
blu-ray jing,
some wonderful blu-ray in 二手市場 waiting for you. Be quick!
b-for-beatles
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2008-04-01 12:03
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